Hal: Oh, what a blind fool I've been! To think, when you said you didn't buy this bed to get away from me, I believed you!
Lois: Oh, Hal, calm down! It's just that when you sleep you're so hot, you radiate heat. You're like a giant radiator! And when I sleep, I need to flop my arms around and I can't do that if you're on top of me!
Hal: How long have you found me hideous?
Lois: For God's sakes, this is why I have to lie to you all the time!
Hal: Did you ever love me? Who are you? [Jamie fusses]
Lois: Fair warning, Hal. If you wake that baby up, he is yours for the night!
Hal: A sale at Mattress King?! Oh, you must have laughed at me for swallowing that one! They don't know the meaning of the word "sale" over there. Their everyday prices are guaranteed rock-bottom!