Reese: Holy crap. Look at that!
Dewey: Cool! A diving board!
Reese: Oh my God. This is the greatest thing ever. And someone just dumped it here for us to find. We've got to take it home!
Malcolm: What are we gonna do with it?
Reese: I don't know. But look at it! It's... It's got the... And it's up and... And bounce and... And bounce!
Malcolm: He's right. We need it.
Reese: One, two, three go! [all groan as they lift it about two inches off the ground and move it half a foot] One, two, three go! [again] One, two, three, go! [again] One, two, three, go! [again]