‘Christmas Trees’
Season 5, Episode 7 - Aired December 14, 2003
Hal tries to make some extra money during the holiday season by selling Christmas trees with the boys. Meanwhile, Lois leads a hunt for the squirrel that bit Craig at the store.
Quote from Malcolm
Otto: Thank you for taking us in. It is nice being with a family that gets along. Boy, you guys really gone out for this Christmas.
Hal: Yeah, well...
Gretchen: It's even Christmas in the bathroom!
Malcolm: [to camera] As Christmases go, this one was pretty good-- nothing on fire, no arrests, and, hell, we even made a profit. [holds up a penny]
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