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How I Met Your Mother: Twin Beds

‘Twin Beds’

Season 5, Episode 21 -  Aired May 3, 2010

After a weekend away, Marshall and Lily decide it's more comfortable to sleep in separate beds. Meanwhile, as Robin considers taking her relationship with Don to the next level, Barney and Ted start to feel they want to be with her again.

Quote from Ted

Barney: Robin Stinson!
Ted: Robin Mosby!
Barney: Robin Stinson!
Ted: Ted Scherbatsky! I'll take her name. I don't care.


Quote from Barney

Barney: Okay. Wait. How about this? How about this? We share her. I'll take her until she's 40, and then you can have her after that.

Quote from Barney

Robin: [answers phone] Hello?
Barney: Hey, Robin, it's Barn Door. Guess what? I'm open.
Robin: Hey, Barn Door, hang on. I'm getting another call.

Quote from Ted

Robin: [answers another call] Hello?
Ted: Hey, Robin, it's Teddy Bear. Need a little honey? [growling]
Robin: No. Ted, hang on.

Quote from Barney

Barney: Robin! Robin, I love you!
Ted: You son of a bitch!
Barney: Robin!
Ted: Robin, I brought you the blue French horn!
Barney: I brought you the blue French horn! Robin, Ted's just holding it for me. Sorry, buddy, all's fair.

Quote from Barney

Barney: All right, Don! Let's settle this. You, me and Ted!
Ted: Yeah! A three-way.
Don: Look, guys, Robin and I have to go do our show, so why don't you have a seat on the couch, watch some television, and we'll talk about this when we get back, okay?
Ted: Wow, you give up easy. Game, set, match.
Barney: Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Quote from Marshall

Marshall: That was nice.
Lily: Yeah.
Marshall: Well, she gots to go.
Lily: What?
Marshall: Oh, I'm sorry. That was a blast. And you're great. But I have to be up early, so... [clicks tongue]
Lily: Well, you're just kicking me out?
Marshall: You knew what this was. Lily, Lily, wait. Don't forget your sweatshirt. Nice try.

Quote from Robin

Robin: Teddy Bear! Barn Door!
Barney: Papa?
Robin: Rise and shine, jackasses! So, do you guys remember anything from last night?
Barney: Yeah. Boy, was Ted drunk. Embarrassing.
Ted: I'm really sorry. We both are. We were drunk and stupid. But we're gonna do anything we can to make sure that Don feels a part of the group.
Robin: Don's not gonna be a part of the group. And neither am I. At least for a while. Guys, this thing with Don is real. And I wanna see where it goes. And I'll never be able to do that if I keep hanging out with my ex-boyfriends all the time. It just won't work. I'm moving in with Don.

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