‘Tick Tick Tick’
Season 7, Episode 10 - Aired November 14, 2011
Barney and Robin aren't sure what to do after they slept with each other. Meanwhile, Ted, Marshall and Lily attend a concert.
Quote from Barney
Kevin: Hey, Robin.
Robin: Oh, God, I really can't do this.
Barney: Don't worry. Just follow my lead and keep cool.
Nora: Hey, guys!
Barney: [whispers to Robin] They know!
Quote from Marshall
Marshall: [whispers to Lily] Lily has no idea I'm high.
Lily: You're high?
Marshall: I'm sorry. [whispers to Ted] Lily has no idea I'm high.
Quote from Barney
Robin: Kevin hit his head, he might have a concussion. So obviously I couldn't tell him. What about you?
Barney: Something even worse happened to her.
[flashback:]
Nora: I got a tiny spot of wine on my sleeve.
[present:]
Barney: I couldn't pile on. I'm not a monster.
Quote from Barney
Robin: As soon as we dock, I'm taking Kevin to the E.R. God, I wish last night never happened.
Barney: I don't.
Robin: What do you mean?
Barney: What if this whole thing, it isn't the story of how we both made a horrible mistake and ruined our relationships, what if it's actually the story of how we got back together?
Robin: Okay, I'm gonna ask you one last time. Is this what you want?
Barney: It's what we both want! Why else are we rushing to tell them what we did? On a boat! That is a terrible idea!
Robin: Barney, we tried this and we failed. Why try again?
Barney: Because I haven't stopped thinking about you and you haven't stopped thinking about me.
Robin: Ugh, I'm such a mess. Why... Why do you even like me?
Barney: I guess... 'cause you're almost as messed up as I am.
Quote from Ted
Ted: Ah!
Creepy Guitar Guy: Hey, where's your friend?
Ted: We missed almost the entire show because he put his stupid quest for nachos ahead of our friendship, so I bolted.
Creepy Guitar Guy: Well, I'm just a creepy old guitar player, but isn't any time spent with a friend a blessing? And if nachos is all you seek, take mine, brother.
Ted: Wow! Thank you.
Man: It's a sign, bro.
Ted: It is. It's a sign I should go find Marshall! Marshall! Marshall!
Quote from Barney
Nora's father: So, Barney, Nora's told us so much about you, but we want to know everything.
Barney: Uh, let's see. Suit, laser tag. I say "wait for it" a lot. That's about it.
Quote from Barney
Ted: How's it going?
Barney: Oh, not great. Nora and I broke up.
Lily: Oh, my God, what happened?
Barney: Uh, I don't really feel like getting into it, but... I think the worst part is over.
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] Sometimes hours can feel like minutes and sometimes a single second can last a lifetime. For Barney, the second that would never end was this one.
Barney: Well, um, I should go. Tough night.
Robin: I'm so sorry.
Barney: Don't be. It's nothing.
Quote from Ted
Ted: It feels good to be sober again. Man, how long have we been sitting here, right?
Kevin: 12 seconds and you're in the wrong booth.
Ted: I should go to bed.