‘The Perfect Week’
Season 5, Episode 14 - Aired February 1, 2010
As Barney waits for an important meeting, he fantasizes about being interviewed by Jim Nantz, telling the story of his attempt at a "perfect week" - hooking up with seven women across seven days.
Quote from Lily
Future Ted: [v.o.] And that's when Aunt Lily realized what's great about sports. They take your mind off your troubles, if only for a moment. And deep down, we all needed that Perfect Week.
Ted: The second she sits down next to Swisher it's all over.
Marshall: Wait a minute! Aldrin's got a bead on her! She's running out of room. She dives, and... And I have no idea where she's going with this.
Woman: Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Lily: Yeah. Sorry, I'm such a klutz. Ow! Oh! Thanks. I think I twisted my ankle. Can you get me some ice?
Woman: Of course.
Marshall: Oh, my God. She did it! I guess there is no such thing as a jinx! [gasps]
[in Barney's imagination, a frustrated Jim Nantz stands up and knocks over a chair]
Quote from Marshall
Wendy: Oh, I'll get you some ice, Lily.
Marshall: Damn it! Swisher's back in play. Swisher's back in play!
Ted: Follow me. Hey, Nick Swisher, this guy and his wife share a toothbrush!
Nick Swisher: So?
Ted: So, that's weird, right?
Nick Swisher: Actually, I think it's kind of sweet. In a way, aren't we all trying to find that special someone to share a toothbrush with?
Marshall: Excuse me. Lily, Nick Swisher thinks we're sweet.
Quote from Robin
Ted: We're having a beer with a New York Yankee. How cool is that!
Robin: Oh! It's amazing. I totally follow baseball. Mookie Wilson, is that a thing?
Nick Swisher: Yeah, baseball, it's amazing. But I tell you one thing, it's no hockey.
Robin: I live right upstairs.