The Mother Quotes     Page 6 of 6

Quote from Gary Blauman

Future Ted: You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That's why when you find someone you wanna keep around, you do something about it.
[present:]
Ted: So I guess good night.
The Mother: Good night. [they kiss] Unless... Do you wanna walk around some more? It's still early.
Ted: Sure.
The Mother: What are you doing?
Ted: Remembering this.
The Mother: Come on.

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Quote from The End of the Aisle

Robin: I am so sorry. Are you okay? Oh... That was totally my fault.
The Mother: No. The bride is always right. It was my fault. Are you okay?
Robin: I'm fine.
The Mother: Are you sure? Because you were sprinting from a church in a wedding dress. And as a kid, I was a bit of a detective, so...
Robin: Um, to be honest, I'm-I'm wondering if this... whole getting married thing is something I can go through with.
The Mother: Oh. Wow.
Robin: That's it? Aren't you supposed to talk me out of it? Tell me it's just cold feet? I'm-I'm being crazy?
The Mother: Okay, during that fall, we did kind of get to second base with each other, and we'll always share that, but I don't really know you. So, here's all I'll say: when I'm overwhelmed, I force myself to do one simple thing before I have to make a decision: close my eyes and take three deep breaths.
Robin: Three deep breaths?
The Mother: Mm-hmm. Sometimes even three deep breaths can change everything.

Quote from Last Forever

[2019:]
Marshall: Hey, so are you guys ever gonna tie the knot or are you... are you just comfortable living in sin?
The Mother: Someone's gotten a bit... judge-y.
Ted: Oh!
Marshall: Sustained.
Ted: We'll get around to it. It's just, you know, with life and jobs and kids. Plus, this one's still insisting on getting married in a French castle.
The Mother: I'd get married tomorrow in a White Castle, but this guy needs more "wow factor."
Ted: You're all the wow factor I need.

Quote from Last Forever

[2020:]
Robin: The man of the hour.
Ted: Yeah. You RSVP'd no.
Robin: I did. But someone pretty persuasive talked me into it.
The Mother: Sorry. I know it's bad luck to see the bride in her dress.
Ted: Worth it.
The Mother: But I couldn't miss this. I want to get a picture. Get in! I want to take a picture of you guys. Come on, get together. Are you ready? All right, get in. All right. All right. One, two, three.

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