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The Autumn of Break-Ups

‘The Autumn of Break-Ups’

Season 8, Episode 5 - Aired November 5, 2012

Marshall and Lily help Ted see that Victoria wants more out of their relationship. Meanwhile, Barney finds a new wingman.

Quote from Ted

Marshall: I'm so sorry, buddy.
Lily: But, bright side... Robin is gonna be so touched when she hears you ended things with Victoria because of her.
Ted: She can never know. Promise me Robin will never find out.
Lily: I don't understand.
Ted: Promise.
Both: Promise.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Of course, Robin did find out. But we'll get to that.


Quote from Barney

[As Barney walks down the street, he once again passes Brover and a girl dog. Brover runs down to see Barney. He barks "Bro, help! Some crazy bitch says I knocked her up."]
Barney: So you do have balls?
Girl dog: [barks]
Barney: Run!

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