‘The Autumn of Break-Ups’
Season 8, Episode 5 - Aired November 5, 2012
Marshall and Lily help Ted see that Victoria wants more out of their relationship. Meanwhile, Barney finds a new wingman.
Quote from Ted
Marshall: I'm so sorry, buddy.
Lily: But, bright side... Robin is gonna be so touched when she hears you ended things with Victoria because of her.
Ted: She can never know. Promise me Robin will never find out.
Lily: I don't understand.
Ted: Promise.
Both: Promise.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Of course, Robin did find out. But we'll get to that.
Quote from Barney
[As Barney walks down the street, he once again passes Brover and a girl dog. Brover runs down to see Barney. He barks "Bro, help! Some crazy bitch says I knocked her up."]
Barney: So you do have balls?
Girl dog: [barks]
Barney: Run!