‘Say Cheese’
Season 5, Episode 18 - Aired March 22, 2010
Lily is upset when Ted invites a random date to her birthday party. Meanwhile, Robin learns that Barney never takes a bad picture.
Quote from Lily
Lily: I forgot all about that. Marshall and I had just been dating a few weeks, and you invited me into the picture.
Ted: Well, I liked you.
Lily: We have to get Amanda back.
Ted: Really?
Lily: Ted, you believed in me. It's my turn to believe in you. For all I know, she's the one.
Ted: Thanks, Lil.
Robin: I think Lori's age has made her very wise.
Barney: They say your 40s are when you really get to know yourself.
Quote from Robin
Future Ted: [v.o.] So, your Aunt Lily called Amanda.
Lily: All right, people, gather around. Let's make a memory.
Ted: Okay, Marshall. No, Marshall, try this. Keep your eyes closed until the last second, and when I say so, open them. Okay?
Marshall: Okay, Ted.
Robin: Hey, Barney, is that a hole in your suit jacket?
Barney: What? Where?
Ted: Now, Marshall.
[camera clicks, Barney takes a great picture as always]
Robin: Damn it!
Quote from Ted
[one year later:]
Lily: Ted, name that bitch.
Ted: Bertha... Bertha?
Lily: No. It was my birthday.
Marshall: Your brain makes associations in a very obvious way.