Ranjit Quotes Page 3 of 3
Quote from Subway Wars
Ranjit: Hello.
Barney: Ranjit, take me to Gregor's.
Ranjit: Taking you to Gregor's.
Quote from Subway Wars
Barney: Robin, I had no idea.
Robin: No, it's my fault for thinking that you might care. Ranjit, stop the car.
Ranjit: Stopping the car.
Barney: No, don't stop the car.
Ranjit: Not stopping the car.
Robin: Seriously, stop the car.
Ranjit: Seriously stopping the car.
Quote from Challenge Accepted
Robin: I can't believe Ted's getting back together with Zoey.
Barney: I know, they're a total train wreck.
Robin: Unmitigated disaster.
Ranjit: Worst couple ever.
Quote from Now We're Even
Ranjit: Should I take the West Side Highway?
Marshall: Why not, Ranjit? Don't you always just take whatever you want, regardless of anything but your own dirty, sick, twisted appetites?
Ranjit: I'll stay on Broadway.
Quote from The Final Page (Part 2)
Future Ted: [v.o.] And so, kids, on that cold December night I decided to take your Uncle Marshall's advice and be a little selfish.
Ted: Whoa.
Ranjit: Hello... and hubba-hubba.
Robin: Aw, thanks. But tonight is about my main man Mosby.
Ranjit: Really? Why?
Robin: Oh, Ted, tell Ranjit the huge thing that's happening tonight.
Ted: Barney's getting engaged.
Ranjit: Ranjit out.
Quote from The Final Page (Part 2)
Robin: Look, I... I hope it goes well for Barney. I really do. But tonight there is no place I would rather be than at your building. Celebrating with you.
Ted: Are you sure?
Robin: Ranjit, to Teddy Westside's kick-ass building.
Ranjit: [o.s.] I cannot hear you. We will be there in five minutes.
Quote from The Poker Game
Future Ted: [v.o.] Barney's bachelor poker game was winding down. Tim Gunn, out. Lily, busted. Marshpillow, fluffed and turned down. We were playing what we thought was our final hand, it was getting intense.
Billy Zabka: Action to Ranjit. Ranjit, action to you.
Ranjit: [wearing headphones] What?
Quote from Mom and Dad
Cheryl: Where the heck is this parasailing place? You know what? I'm gonna... I'm gonna call Jerry. [Ranjit presses a button] Oh, that's weird. I just lost cell reception.
Ranjit: Yes. Weird.
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