Ted Quote #1356

Quote from Ted in No Questions Asked

Ted: "And I see in your eyes the emerald reefs of the primordial seas, afroth with the first stirrings of life, infinite in mystery and miracle. Forever yours, the guy you met at the drugstore an hour ago. I heard you give your address to the pharmacist while I was buying foot powder." Yeah. Mailed it. No, no, no.

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Quote from Barney

Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.

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Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.

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Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.