Lily Quote #729
Quote from Lily in No Questions Asked
Marshall: [on the phone] I've never asked Lily to do anything no questions asked because I never wanted to. She's the love of my life. I never keep anything from her. Ted, put Lily on the phone.
Ted: Hey. It's Marshall.
Lily: Wanna tell me what's going on?
Marshall: Yes. I was offered a judgeship in New York. And I took it. Even though we'd already agreed to move to Rome. I'm gonna be a judge. Lily?
Lily: You know, Marshall, I don't believe in ghosts. And I'm not sure anyone died in our room. But someone's going to. [Dearduff laughing]
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Quote from Barney
Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.
Quote from Barney
Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.
Quote from Barney
Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.