Robin Quote #862
Quote from Robin in Something New
Ted: What?
Lily: I know where the locket is. It... It was a few years ago, right before you were supposed to marry Stella. [v.o.] I went down to the bar one night to get a drink, and what should I see?
[flashback:]
Robin: [drunk] Lily! Hey, girl. I got a question for you. Why isn't Ted marrying me?
Lily: Whoa.
Robin: I'm sorry. Oh, God. I'm sorry. I just... I-I should be happy for him, and yet here I am, moving off to Japan just to get away from him. And- And I guess to see those, those terra-cotta warriors and the Great Wall.
Lily: Well, that's China.
Robin: What? This? No, it's just a paper plate. [plate smashes]
Lily: Uh, we should get out of here. Come on. Come on.
Robin: Oh, totally. I know just where we should go.
[flashback to the park:]
Lily: Man, you're fast when you're drunk. But at least you're still making good decisions. Central Park, around midnight, digging a hole with a spoon. Solid.
Robin: Jackpot.
Lily: What is that?
Robin: My something old.
[flashback to the apartment:]
Robin: This locket was my grandma's. She kept it hidden in her butt all through World War II.
Lily: What? Where was she?
Robin: Winnipeg. [laughs] Oh, come on. Lily, it's a joke. Yeah, I was going to wear this when I married Ted. I guess that's not going to happen. So I am taking it with me to Japan. Okay, Lily, help me put this locket in my butt.
Lily: Okay. Uh, you know what? Why don't we put it in this pencil box instead?
Robin: Oh, and then I will take the pencil box with me to Japan. Okay. Hey, Lily? Help me put this pencil box in my butt. Wait! There's one other thing I have to do. Lily, it's very important. It's something that needs to happen right now.
Lily: Yeah?
[present:]
Lily: Then she barfed in my face. It was a lovely night.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Something New’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: So, what do you want to do tonight? Drink ourselves blind, set a car on fire? Ooh, watch a movie that doesn't start with a desk lamp jumping on top of a capital "I"? I'm all yours, Teddy Westside.
Ted: Actually, tonight it's Teddy Westchester. Got to head up to the house, take care of some stuff.
Lily: Oh, yeah, how's the restoration going?
Ted: Actually, done.
Lily: You finished the house? Well, I want to see it
Ted: Marshall already canceled the cable, huh?
Lily: And the Wi-Fi. It's like Little House on the Freaking Prairie up there.
Quote from Lily
Ted: They're happy. And I'm happy for them. I want them to have an amazing life together. I just... I just think it would be best for everyone if I wasn't around for it.
Lily: Did something happen recently between you and Robin?
Ted: No.
Lily: Where's the poop, Ted?
Quote from Barney
Barney: El Piramide. The first cigar we ever smoked together.
Robin: Aw, Barney.
Krirsten: Excuse me. Hi. Could you not? Thanks.
Robin: Uh, dude, I'm not gonna light 'em up in here. I'm just looking at 'em.
Krirsten: Right, but even when they're unlit, the smell, it's very...
Calvin: Pungent.
Krirsten: Exactly. Thank you. It's a very pungent smell. So, could you not? Thanks.
Robin: Okay.
Calvin: I'm sorry, can you also put the bag away? It-It's just really unappetizing to look at.
Barney: You're unappetizing to look at.
Robin: You know what? Um, I'll put them away, okay? Enjoy your night.
Calvin: We'll try.
Robin: Did those two just become our archenemies?
Barney: No, Robin, they've always been our archenemies. They've only just revealed themselves.