Ted Quote #1255
Quote from Ted in P.S. I Love You
Ted: You know, if you hadn't been reading the exact same book as me... We never would've met. I mean, that's destiny. Oh, look. You bought it in the same bookstore I did. On the same day. Within 10 minutes of me buying mine.
Jeanette: Uh, this is embarrassing. I wasn't gonna tell you this... but I followed you to that bookstore. I just couldn't stand the idea of not meeting you.
Ted: You followed me to the bookstore from where? H-How long have you been following me?
Jeanette: Uh, this is embarrassing. Uh, remember when you were on the cover of New York Magazine?
Ted: That was, like, a year and a half ago.
Jeanette: Yeah.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Before a man meets the woman he'll marry... he'll make one final, horrible mistake. For me, that was Jeanette.
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Quote from Robin
[on "Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes":]
Announcer: Sparkles's hit records "Let's Go to the Mall' and "Sandcastles in the Sand" both went maple, with "Mall" eventually going double maple.
Luc Robitaille: I've never admitted this till now, but before a big game, I'd listen to "Sand Castles in the Sand" and get a good cry on. I'm not ashamed.
Announcer: But after endless touring, Robin started to crack.
Robin: [1996 interview] Who doesn't love the mall? Shopping with your friends and... I can't do this. Get this out of my face, please. Thank you. Pardon me. Thanks. Sorry.
Quote from Ted
Ted: Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the Dobler-Dahmer theory.
[Lily and Barney groan]
Marshall: Damn, I always forget the little one.
Ted: If both people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works. Like Lloyd Dobler holding up the boom box outside Diane Court's window in Say Anything. But if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial-killer crazy, or Dahmer.
Quote from Barney
Barney: So are you the one that Robin stalked?
Simon: Oh, that story goes back to the 1996 Grey Cup.
Barney: What in God's name is that?
Simon: Only Canada's Super Bowl. Didn't you ever see Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes on MuchMusic?
Barney: Again, I have to go with, "What in God's name is that?"
Simon: It's only Canada's VH1's Behind the Music. There's one all about Robin Sparkles. Tells you the whole story from "A" to zed.
[Barney gets up and then runs out of Tim Hortons]