Barney Quote #1645
Quote from Barney in Trilogy Time
[flashback to Ted and Marshall going to Barney's apartment in 2009:]
Ted: Oh. You're back from decoupage.
Barney: [naked, dripping with sweat] What's decoupage? Oh, uh, yeah, I took that cab there that one time. Hold on. [returns suited-up] Come on in.
Ted: We were hoping we could watch the trilogy here.
Barney: Uh, sure. But, uh... first go look out my, uh, bedroom window. There's a, uh... naked lady, uh... jumping up and down on a mini-trampoline in the apartment across the, uh... street.
Robin: [in Storm Trooper costume][ Get me out of this thing!
Barney: There's no time!
Robin: Barney, I am not ready for them to find out about us.
Barney: Then you're gonna have to stay in there for the entire trilogy. Don't worry. It's only 382 minutes.
Robin: Nerd!
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Quote from Barney
[flashback to 2006:]
Barney: A baby in a trucker hat. That's awesome. Anyway, Ted's right. 2009's gonna rule.
[fantasy scene in 2009:]
Barney: By the way, guys, this is Maya. You'll be seeing a lot more of Maya. [shows her out] And they never saw her again. Whassup!
[back:]
Ted: Okay, seriously, at least tell me you're gonna change the what will by then be nine-year-old beer commercial reference.
Quote from Ted
Marshall: Hey, buddy, I get that you're bummed. But I got a good feeling about 2015. I think that's gonna be your year.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, that was the one time I ever lost faith in the idea that my life would be better in three years. And what's funny is, three years from that moment, my life was amazing.
[fantasy scene in 2015:]
Marshall: All right! It's trilogy time.
Barney: Can I just lodge one complaint? This is a guy's tradition. It's kind of a lame move on Ted's part to bring a chick.
Marshall: Come on, dude, cut him some slack.
Barney: I know. He loves her. She is pretty damn cute.
Ted: [holding a baby] Thank God she takes after her mother.
Barney: All right, let's watch this thing!
Marshall: TV, play Star Wars trilogy. Play Star Wars tril... You know what? Screw it.
Ted: [to the baby] Okay, you are about to see something awesome.
Barney: And just know this: Han shot first.
Marshall: I wonder if things'll be a lot different when we watch the trilogy again in 2018.
Ted: I hope not.
Quote from Barney
[flashback to 2003:]
Marshall: What about you, Barney? Any predictions for 2006?
Barney: Oh, yeah. Picture it.
[fantasy scene in 2006:]
Barney: By the way, guys, this is Jody. You'll be seeing a lot more of Jody. [shows her out] And they never saw her again. Whassup!
[back:]
Marshall: How is that any different from your life right now?
Barney: It's not. I'm KFC, baby. You don't mess with the Colonel's recipe. I want things to stay exactly the same, but with a different hottie. 'Cause Barney don't slurp no sloppy seconds especially his own.