Barney Quote #1267
Quote from Barney in Architect of Destruction
[As Ted enters the apartment, Barney swivels around on a black leather chair while stroking a white bunny rabbit:]
Ted: How the hell could you do that?
Barney: Simple. I rented the chair. The bunny was here already. That was lucky. I waited to do the dramatic swivel until I heard your key enter the door.
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Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".