Marshall Quote #728
Quote from Marshall in Architect of Destruction
Lily: Are you suggesting that guys don't talk about sex?
Marshall: Yes, we do, but you know what we say? "I hit that." "I got some." "I tapped it." "I squeezed those." Discreet and efficient.
Robin: Not to mention classy.
Marshall: Thank God that I'm not dating. If I thought that Lily talked in that much detail about our sex life, I'd probably kill myself.
[Lily and Robin try to avoid eye contact and stare at their menus instead]
Marshall: Oh, no.
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