Marshall Quote #727
Quote from Marshall in Architect of Destruction
Lily: Damn, baby, be cool!
Robin: You're acting like he has six months to live.
Marshall: It's your fault! You ladies and your salty sailor talk!
Robin: Oh, come on! What about you men and your locker room talk?
Marshall: Locker room talk. Do you want to know what it's like in a men's locker room? [v.o.] It's just a bunch
of uncomfortable dudes trying to get out of there as quickly as possible. And one old guy just letting it all hang out.
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Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
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Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!
Quote from Barney
Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".