Marshall Quote #725
Quote from Marshall in Architect of Destruction
Robin: Yeah, I think it is so cool that you started your own law firm.
Max: Well, right now it's a pretty small practice.
Marshall: Hey, hey. I bet it's not that small.
Max: Bro, it's pretty small.
Marshall: Yeah, but, uh, you know what they say. The important thing is how you use it, you know? "The motion of the ocean." That whole thing.
Robin: He said it's small, Marshall, and everybody's fine with that. Let's just move on.
Marshall: I'm just saying that I bet it's bigger than he thinks. And thick.
Max: Nah. Everything about it is tiny. The office is tiny. The conference room is tiny. Plus, I got a very small staff.
Robin: Let's order!
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Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
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I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
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Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".