Ted Quote #872
Quote from Ted in Architect of Destruction
Barney: This whole Arcadian thing is classic Mosby. Changing your personality to fit some girl.
Ted: I don't do that.
[flashback to Ted about to leave the apartment in rock-climbing gear:]
Ted: Well, off to meet Steph. We're adrenaline junkies!
[flashback to Ted leaving the apartment in a civil war costume:]
Ted: Penelope is taking me to the Battle of Gettysburg. We're gonna eat squirrel! Look, she's really hot, okay?
[flashback to Ted leaving the apartment in a wizard's costume:]
Ted: Look, she's really hot, okay?
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‘Architect of Destruction’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!
Quote from Barney
Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".