Marshall Quote #731
Quote from Marshall in Architect of Destruction
Marshall: How's it going with Robin?
Max: Uh, I think I have to break up with her.
Marshall: Really? Why?
Barney: You with her?
Max: Yeah, well, there's this kind of weird thing she likes to do in the bedroom. Just... makes me uncomfortable.
Barney: I get it.
Ted: Yeah, that is not for everyone.
Marshall: Hey, what's not for everyone? Guys, come on. What is it?
Max: Come on, bro. This is a locker room.
Marshall: I... [to the naked older man] What do you think it was, Murray?
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Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
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Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!
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Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".