Future Ted Quote #152
Quote from Future Ted in Architect of Destruction
Future Ted: [v.o.] And as for Zoey, it was funny. I'd lied to her, then completely let her down. And I barely knew the girl. But there was something about her. I couldn't help but wonder if I'd ever see her again.
[An egg hits Ted's apartment window
Zoey: [over bull horn] Hey, Mosby! You're gonna have to come out of your hole at some point, you son of a bitch!
Man: Yeah! Legalize it!
Zoey: Dude! Ready. Aim. Fire!
Future Ted: Why, yes. Yes, I would see her again.
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Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
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Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!
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Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".