Ted Quote #734

Quote from Ted in Jenkins

Ted: Any questions?
Scotty: Hey, do you want to go out drinking with us tonight?
Ted: What?
Scotty: Yeah, we were gonna play the Robin Scherbatsky drinking game. We were wondering if you wanted to join us.
Ted: Well, what can I say except, "But-ums up." [silence] Can I still come? [silence] I'll pay. [murmur in agreement]

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 ‘Jenkins’ Quotes

Quote from Robin

Barney: Does she really say "but, um" that much?
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, we found out just how much she said it.
[As Ted and Barney stay up to watch Robin's show]
Robin: [on TV] Oh, that's great, but, um...
Ted: "But, um."
Barney: Nice.
Robin: This wasn't your first spelling bee, was it?
Kid: Nope. Third.
Robin: Oh! Good for you, but, um... [cut] But, um. [cut] But, um. [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um...
[Drunk Barney and Ted laugh hysterically]

Quote from Ted

Ted: These are just a few of the many contributions he made to architecture, and yet, he is only remembered for one thing. That, my friends, is the sad legacy of Gregorio Francetti Gazebo.

Quote from Robin

Ted: Okay, we're just gonna have a nice low-key class today. Not a lot of talking. No loud noises.
Robin: Sup, guys.
[All groan]
Ted: No, no, no, no, no. Please, just go away.
Robin: I just wanted to drop by and say... [siren blares] Thanks for watching, Come on, Get Up, New York! Whoo!
[exits, returns] But, um!