Robin Quote #433
Quote from Robin in The Window
Future Ted: [v.o.] While I was racing through New York, trying to get back to the bar, your Aunt Robin was doing her best to keep Jim away from Maggie.
Jim: Wanna go back to the bar and see if Maggie's still there?
Robin: No way! I love erotic dog photography. Did you see the one over there of the corgies doing it people style?
Jim: I'll get us a taxi. I feel bad leaving Maggie all alone.
Robin: Uh, no! Let's have a glass of wine first. [spills it on her] Oops. Oh, man. Look how filthy I am. I am just a... a filthy, filthy girl who would totally go to second base with a guy as a favor to a friend. Oh, you like that? Oh, it's dirty.
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Quote from Barney
Barney: No one... I mean no one... could get laid wearing these. [laughs] Challenge accepted. I, Barney Stinson, being of sound mind and amazing body, will wear these overalls until I have sex with a woman. [runs off]
Robin: I actually dated that guy.
Quote from Ted
Ted: [answers phone] Hello.
Mrs. Douglas: Hello, Ted Mosby?
Ted: Yep.
Mrs. Douglas: The window is open.
Ted: What?
Mrs. Douglas: The window is open.
Ted: [to Marshall and Robin] The window is open.
Marshall: What are you waiting for? Run, Ted, run!
Quote from Marshall
Marshall: [writing] "Dear 60-year-old Marshall. You should be working somewhere that's making the world a better place, or at least trying to. No pressure, dude. I mean, sir. Also, if time travel is possible, maybe you could give me a little sign on Tuesday, December 8th at... 8:29 p.m."
[Marshall waits]
Lily: So, someone sent back these chicken wings, because they were too hot. And I'm like, "Too hot? Are you crazy?" So, free wings.
Marshall: [writes] "Old Man Marshall, as long as you're still married to Lily, you're doing just fine."
Wendy: Sir, this is on us. Sorry the wings were so hot.
Elderly Marshall: No, dear. It wasn't that they were too hot. It's just that I had wings earlier. Much earlier.