Robin Quote #352
Quote from Robin in Sorry, Bro
Barney: Number 3, they actually do want to give you your stuff back.
Robin: Like when I had lunch with Curt.
[flashback to Robin having lunch with Curt:]
Curt: By the way, there's something I've been meaning to give you? [removes a gun]
Robin: My snub-nosed. 38 police special. I knew I left that somewhere. Every time I watch the news, I'm like, "Hope that wasn't my gun." [laughs]
Curt: Breaking up was the right choice.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Sorry, Bro’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Ted, sure it's fun to look back at a time when you were a fresh-faced farm girl with a virgin's glow. But all that stuff, Ohio, Karen, college? All that was B.S. Before Stinson. Now, your life is awesome! I mean, yeah, you still live with your ex-girlfriend which is ridiculous. Your Laser Tag chops are almost nonexistent. And your wardrobe! It's like, what? Are you allergic to quality fabrics? Seriously Ted, shape up! What were we talking about?
Quote from Marshall
Ted: So Karen in New York, weird, right?
Lily: Ted, you cannot get back together with Karen.
Ted: I never said I was going to get back together with her. But I was thinking she's new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call?
Marshall: No, Ted. It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, it would be the fourth worst thing. Number 1, super volcano. Number 2, an asteroid hits the Earth. Number 3, all footage of Evel Knievel is lost. Number 4, Ted calls Karen. Number 5, Lily gets eaten by a shark.
Lily: I'm Lily and I approve the order of that list.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Wait. This happen in our apartment? Where was I?
Ted: You know, those sleeping pills you're taking to keep on your crazy new schedule? I think they're stronger than you realize.
[flashback to Ted and Karen moving from the couch to his bedroom in the apartment. They pass Robin, who is passed out at the desk:]
Robin: [talking in her sleep] La Fontaine gets the puck to Turgeon. Turgeon shoots. Glove save!