Marshall Quote #470
Quote from Marshall in Sorry, Bro
[flashback to Marshall at work earlier that day:]
Marshall: [v.o.] I was at the company gym this morning, playing basketball, and the guys I work with can be pretty brutal with their ridicule.
Bilson: Look at Wisniewski. He's gonna cry, look at him.
Blauman: Yeah, look at him.
Marshall: I don't know. I don't think knees aren't supposed to bend that way, I think... he might have tore his ACL.
Bilson: The only thing that guy tore was his cervix or maybe his hymen.
Blauman: Yeah, or his fallopian tube.
[present:]
Marshall: I may have cleaned up the dialogue a little bit.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Sorry, Bro’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Ted, sure it's fun to look back at a time when you were a fresh-faced farm girl with a virgin's glow. But all that stuff, Ohio, Karen, college? All that was B.S. Before Stinson. Now, your life is awesome! I mean, yeah, you still live with your ex-girlfriend which is ridiculous. Your Laser Tag chops are almost nonexistent. And your wardrobe! It's like, what? Are you allergic to quality fabrics? Seriously Ted, shape up! What were we talking about?
Quote from Marshall
Ted: So Karen in New York, weird, right?
Lily: Ted, you cannot get back together with Karen.
Ted: I never said I was going to get back together with her. But I was thinking she's new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call?
Marshall: No, Ted. It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, it would be the fourth worst thing. Number 1, super volcano. Number 2, an asteroid hits the Earth. Number 3, all footage of Evel Knievel is lost. Number 4, Ted calls Karen. Number 5, Lily gets eaten by a shark.
Lily: I'm Lily and I approve the order of that list.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Wait. This happen in our apartment? Where was I?
Ted: You know, those sleeping pills you're taking to keep on your crazy new schedule? I think they're stronger than you realize.
[flashback to Ted and Karen moving from the couch to his bedroom in the apartment. They pass Robin, who is passed out at the desk:]
Robin: [talking in her sleep] La Fontaine gets the puck to Turgeon. Turgeon shoots. Glove save!