Marshall Quote #468
Quote from Marshall in Sorry, Bro
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I think I've told you about Karen. She was my girlfriend in high-school, and intermittently through college. She was beautiful, smart. I was madly in love with her. The only problem was, Marshall and Lily were not. I think it had something to do were every time Karen opened her mouth.
[flashback to Ted, Karen, Marshall and Lily in their college dorm room:]
Karen: I love that you guys live in a dorm. It's so American. It's like let's all eat baloney sandwiches and be racist.
[present:]
Lily: Oh my God. She was such a douche.
Marshall: Dude, she was the heiress to the Massengill fortune.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Sorry, Bro’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Ted, sure it's fun to look back at a time when you were a fresh-faced farm girl with a virgin's glow. But all that stuff, Ohio, Karen, college? All that was B.S. Before Stinson. Now, your life is awesome! I mean, yeah, you still live with your ex-girlfriend which is ridiculous. Your Laser Tag chops are almost nonexistent. And your wardrobe! It's like, what? Are you allergic to quality fabrics? Seriously Ted, shape up! What were we talking about?
Quote from Marshall
Ted: So Karen in New York, weird, right?
Lily: Ted, you cannot get back together with Karen.
Ted: I never said I was going to get back together with her. But I was thinking she's new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call?
Marshall: No, Ted. It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, it would be the fourth worst thing. Number 1, super volcano. Number 2, an asteroid hits the Earth. Number 3, all footage of Evel Knievel is lost. Number 4, Ted calls Karen. Number 5, Lily gets eaten by a shark.
Lily: I'm Lily and I approve the order of that list.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Wait. This happen in our apartment? Where was I?
Ted: You know, those sleeping pills you're taking to keep on your crazy new schedule? I think they're stronger than you realize.
[flashback to Ted and Karen moving from the couch to his bedroom in the apartment. They pass Robin, who is passed out at the desk:]
Robin: [talking in her sleep] La Fontaine gets the puck to Turgeon. Turgeon shoots. Glove save!