Lily Quote #269
Marshall: April 2008. Lily's kindergarten classroom.
[flashback:]
Lily: You're gonna go in there and beg for your old job back? That's crazy. You hated it there.
Marshall: I- I know, the job market is just really bad right now. Hey, kids, who wants Uncle Marshall to get his old job back? [Kids cheer]
Lily: They'll cheer for anything if you say it like that. Kids, a super tanker spilled five million gallons of oil off the coast of Alaska this morning! [Kids cheer]
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Lily: Is that the something bad? That she invited you to a wedding?
Ted: Six months from now. As in we'll be together six months from now. Do you guys remember Barney's whole thing about making plans in a relationship?
[flashback to the guys at MacLaren's:]
Ted: Fourth row.
Barney: Ted, no. You're violating the date-time continuum. You never make plans with a girl further in the future than the amount of time you've been going out. You've been dating this girl for, what, two weeks? No, you're not taking her to a Springsteen concert in January. [rips tickets] By that time you won't even remember this Robin girl's name.