Lily Quote #268
Lily: [on the phone] It's about Ted.
Barney: Ted? [laughs] My former best friend Ted who I asked you never to mention to me again?
Lily: Yeah. He's been in a car accident. He's at Saint Anthony's hospital. Everything's... [Barney hangs up] No, I understand. You've got that important thing. Okay. Oh, of course I'll tell him you love him. Okay. Suit up! [laughs] He is always saying stuff like that!
Ted: He hung up, didn't he?
Lily: Yeah.
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Robin: Ugh, man, I love Springsteen! He's like the American Bryan Adams.
Quote from Barney
Barney: I had to look away because if I watched what the paramedics were about to do, I would have passed out. Then they took out this electric blade thing and I kept thinking, "This isn't happening. This isn't happening. "
Lily: Oh, my God. What did they cut?
Barney: My suit. My beautiful suit.
Quote from Barney
Lily: Is that the something bad? That she invited you to a wedding?
Ted: Six months from now. As in we'll be together six months from now. Do you guys remember Barney's whole thing about making plans in a relationship?
[flashback to the guys at MacLaren's:]
Ted: Fourth row.
Barney: Ted, no. You're violating the date-time continuum. You never make plans with a girl further in the future than the amount of time you've been going out. You've been dating this girl for, what, two weeks? No, you're not taking her to a Springsteen concert in January. [rips tickets] By that time you won't even remember this Robin girl's name.