Ted Quote #111
Quote from Ted in Best Prom Ever
Barney: How did you guys get in here?
Ted: We just snuck in the back.
Barney: You just snu- Are you serious? I've been trying to get in here all night. I finally paid a janitor 200 bucks to let me borrow this mascot costume.
Ted: But you got in. Slow and steady won the race.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Best Prom Ever’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Lily: All right, what do you think?
Barney: Horrible.
Lily: You're gonna make such a great dad.
Barney: You look so classy and nice. You're going to stick out like a sore thumb. Have you seen how the kids are dressing these days, with the Ashlee and the Lindsay and the Paris? They all dress like strippers. It's go ho or go home.
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] And so, Aunt Lily had the plan to crash the prom.
Robin: I'll go with you.
Lily: Really?
Robin: Yeah. I never got to go to my prom. We always had field hockey nationals in the spring.
Barney: [coughs, speaks clearly] Lesbian.
Robin: The cough is supposed to cover the "lesbian."
Barney: No, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate.
Quote from Marshall
Lily: Look, I- I can't sign off on a band I've never even seen. We- We don't even know if they can play our song. They're... they're going to have to come over here and audition.
Marshall: Baby, The 88 don't audition. They're, like, the Wiggles of wedding bands.