Robin Quote #55
Quote from Robin in Best Prom Ever
Security Guard: I'm sorry, ma'am. You either need to be a student or the date of a student.
Lily: Wow. "Ma'am?" Check and mate.
Barney: It's cool. Time to activate plan B. Scherbatsky, how comfortable are you with a crossbow? Scherbatsky?
Robin: [to two students playing video games] Hey, guys. Do you want to take two hot girls to prom?
Student: We don't have that kind of money.
Robin: For free.
Student: Oh, hell yeah!
Robin: Great. I'm Robin, this is my friend Lily.
Lily: Hi. Shall we?
Student: Sure. I knew it would happen. This is the dream.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Best Prom Ever’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Lily: All right, what do you think?
Barney: Horrible.
Lily: You're gonna make such a great dad.
Barney: You look so classy and nice. You're going to stick out like a sore thumb. Have you seen how the kids are dressing these days, with the Ashlee and the Lindsay and the Paris? They all dress like strippers. It's go ho or go home.
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] And so, Aunt Lily had the plan to crash the prom.
Robin: I'll go with you.
Lily: Really?
Robin: Yeah. I never got to go to my prom. We always had field hockey nationals in the spring.
Barney: [coughs, speaks clearly] Lesbian.
Robin: The cough is supposed to cover the "lesbian."
Barney: No, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate.
Quote from Marshall
Lily: Look, I- I can't sign off on a band I've never even seen. We- We don't even know if they can play our song. They're... they're going to have to come over here and audition.
Marshall: Baby, The 88 don't audition. They're, like, the Wiggles of wedding bands.