Barney Quote #145

Quote from Barney in Life Among the Gorillas

Barney: Yes! Look at you. You suited in an unmistakably upward direction.


 ‘Life Among the Gorillas’ Quotes

Quote from Lily

Lily: Look, you know, whatever anthropology you do at work is your business, but please don't act like that around here.
Marshall: Lily, when Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-...
Lily: No, when Dr. Australia Birdbath-Vaseline came home from the gorillas, she didn't run around picking nits out of people's hair and-and throwing feces.

Quote from Marshall

Marshall: [on the phone] 'Sup, Blauman? E-bomb here. We still on for karaoke? Dope. I'm going to rock you on the mike so hard your hears are going to bleed gravy. Catch you on the flip, butt puppet.
Lily: Okay, what do you think? [shows Marshall a painting]
Marshall: Steak sauce.
Lily: Steak sauce?
Marshall: Yeah.

Quote from Barney

Marshall: Barney, how do I get these idiots to leave me alone?
Barney: Marshall, consider the penguins.
Marshall: The penguins?
Barney: On the wall.
Marshall: "Conformity. It's the one who's different that gets left out in the cold." This is a motivational poster?
Barney: Look at yourself, Marshall. You're not happy. And you know why? Because you're different. Now, I suppose you could learn to love yourself for the unique little snowflake that you are, or... you could change your entire personality, which is just so much easier.