Marshall Quote #1243
Quote from Marshall in The End of the Aisle
Marshall: I'm so sorry I let you down.
Barney: Hang on there, Marshmallow. Remember when the blushing bride said...
[flashback:]
Lily: I vow to honor and respect you.
[present:]
Barney: Maybe she was blushing because she was lying her ass off. Not two months later...
[flashback to drunk Ted and Barney drawing on Marshall after he passed out:]
Lily: Hey, not cool! You will not take a picture of my husband like that! [holds up a Wonder Woman corset]
[present:]
Marshall: You took part in the bearded Wonder Woman incident of 2007? Lily, that photo got all over Friendster and Myspace and... Man, 2007 was a long time ago.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The End of the Aisle’ Quotes
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I won't lie, that was a long weekend. More ups and downs than I can count. It was a twisting, turning road that led to the end of the aisle, and not everything along the way was perfect. To be honest, not everything to follow would be perfect either. But what is? Here's the secret, kids: none of us can vow to be perfect. In the end, all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do. And on that lovely spring evening, that's exactly what Barney and Robin vowed to each other. And it was legendary.
Quote from Robin
Patrice: You've never looked more beautiful, Robin.
Robin: [quietly] Nobody asked you, Patrice.
Quote from Barney
Barney: I know it's a lot, but I-I don't want to screw up this wedding thing.
Lily: "I vow to love you forever unconditionally, unless you pudge out, in which case I'm a Barney-shaped hole in the wall."
Marshall: "I vow to start watching hockey with you..."
Lily: Oh, that one's sweet. I know how much you hate hockey.
Marshall: "...once a month""
Lily: But it's still a nice gesture.
Marshall: "No. Once a year. No. Hockey's dumb. Not watching it, and neither are you, woman. Now make me French toast." I'll put this in the maybe pile.