Ted Quote #1442
Quote from Ted in The End of the Aisle
Robin: Where did you find the locket?
Ted: Me? Why-why are you asking me? Barney found it. Ask him. What, you lost a locket?
Robin: Barney wouldn't tell me how he found it, which made me realize it had to be you.
Ted: [laughs] Okay. I'll embarrass him. Your fiancé got a metal detector and scoured a 10,000-square-foot grid around that carousel. Guess where he found it. The nest of a mama pigeon. [laughs] Barney had to wrestle it away from four baby pigeons. But here's where the story gets bittersweet.
Robin: I lied. Barney said it was in Marshall and Lily's basement. But do you still want to finish your little pigeon story?
Ted: The mama pigeon gets killed by a cab. Barney still goes back to the park every day to feed the babies. The end.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The End of the Aisle’ Quotes
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I won't lie, that was a long weekend. More ups and downs than I can count. It was a twisting, turning road that led to the end of the aisle, and not everything along the way was perfect. To be honest, not everything to follow would be perfect either. But what is? Here's the secret, kids: none of us can vow to be perfect. In the end, all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do. And on that lovely spring evening, that's exactly what Barney and Robin vowed to each other. And it was legendary.
Quote from Robin
Patrice: You've never looked more beautiful, Robin.
Robin: [quietly] Nobody asked you, Patrice.
Quote from Barney
Barney: I know it's a lot, but I-I don't want to screw up this wedding thing.
Lily: "I vow to love you forever unconditionally, unless you pudge out, in which case I'm a Barney-shaped hole in the wall."
Marshall: "I vow to start watching hockey with you..."
Lily: Oh, that one's sweet. I know how much you hate hockey.
Marshall: "...once a month""
Lily: But it's still a nice gesture.
Marshall: "No. Once a year. No. Hockey's dumb. Not watching it, and neither are you, woman. Now make me French toast." I'll put this in the maybe pile.