Marshall Quote #1207
Quote from Marshall in Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmara
Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen, Boyz II Men.
Boyz II Men: [singing] What is this feeling That's put you in your place? A hot red burning On the side of your face You feel the blood rush to your cheek Tears start to fill your eyes Your lips are trembling but you can't speak You're trying, oh you're trying Not to cry You just got slapped, oh Slapped Across the face, my friend You just got slapped, oh, yes Just got slapped It really just happened Oh, yes, it did Oh, everybody saw it, ha And everybody laughed and clapped Everybody saw it, ow And everybody laughed and clapped 'Cause it was awesome So awesome Oh, oh The way that you just got slapped Oh, yeah
Mm.
Barney: Heh.
Marshall: One more.
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Quote from Barney
Marshall: A slap in the face. Ah, yes, Barney, there's something I need to tell you about the next slap that you're going to receive. You see, I want this slap to be as painful as humanly possible.
All: Sure.
Barney: Okay, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. Yes, you won a slap bet with me seven years ago. And yes, over the years you got in some great slaps...
Marshall: Some great slaps.
Barney: But here's the problem. You've tormented me so much that I am now immune to it. It's as if my face, my psyche, my soul were covered in that numbing cream, we all put on our deal so that we can go all night, right, fellas? Okay, we'll all just pretend like we've never done that. Just like we've all never sat on our left hand until it fell asleep and then used it for an away-gamer. Okay, we'll all pretend like we've never done that, just like we've all never taken two live jumper cables...
Ted: Please, stop.
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] Oh, sorry, kids. I forgot to mention there's a bit of a back-story to this particular slap.
[flashback a few weeks earlier:]
Marshall: Oh, man. At least it landed on the mustard stain.
Barney: Don't bother. That suit is a stain. A stain on the very institution of suits. You know what tie goes with that suit? The tie at the top of a Hefty bag. A suit like that only needs one button, self-destruct.
Lily: Hey, I bought him that suit.
Barney: Where, Barfs Brothers? Men's Outhouse? Georgio Arms-Are-Not-The-Same-Lengthy? That suit is a slap in the face to all suits everywhere.
Quote from Marshall
Barney: Cleveland?
Marshall: Cleveland.
Barney: Why Cleveland?
Marshall: It's the city equivalent of being slapped in the face.
Ted: Bro.