Barney Quote #2034
Quote from Barney in Bass Player Wanted
Ted: I got an amazing job offer there. Look, Lily knows, but Marshall and Robin don't, so please keep it quiet.
Barney: You're moving to Chicago?! He's moving to Chicago. When do you move? At least tell me it's not until next year or something.
Ted: It's not until... Monday.
Barney: Monday?! So you are just gonna disappear the day after my wedding? After ten years of being best friends.
Ted: Well, actually, Marshall's...
Barney: Don't even think about it.
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‘Bass Player Wanted’ Quotes
Quote from The Mother
Marshall: Hey, thanks again for picking us up. It's been a crazy couple days. You can't imagine what we've been through.
The Mother: Wait, let me guess. You were visiting a relative? Maybe your mother? And I'm getting a Midwest vibe, somewhere like Wisconsin... [Marshall scoffs] No. Minnesota?
Marshall: Wow, you're, like, really good at this.
The Mother: You're planning an overseas trip with your wife. I'm seeing a feisty redhead who loves art. She just got a job in Europe. Maybe France? No. Italy? Total shot in the dark, but Rome?
Marshall: Maybe I'll just like... I'll get out right here.
The Mother: You're not going anywhere. No, I'm just messing with you. I rode the train with your wife. She told me all about you. You must be Marshall.
Quote from The Mother
Marshall: So, what did Darren do to you?
The Mother: Well, a few years ago, I started this band. You know, it was a goof. It was just me and a couple of dorks from business school. I'm actually embarrassed to tell you our name.
Marshall: I had an all-lawyer band called The Funk, the Whole Funk and Nothing but the Funk.
The Mother: Oh, I now feel very safe talking about my band, Super Freakonomics.
Marshall: Nice.
Quote from Barney
Barney: You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.