Lily Quote #742
Quote from Lily in Bass Player Wanted
Darren: What's popping, mi amigas?
Robin: [telepathically] Oh, boy, who's this idiot?
Lily: [telepathically] And which one of us is he gonna try to make the sex on?
Darren: You both look beautiful tonight.
Robin: [telepathically] Bro, going for the tricycle. Heh. Can you imagine having a three-way with this creep?
Lily: [telepathically] Ha, ha. Yeah, right. You, me, and this guy, naked, going at it. Then he gets tired and it's just you and me going at it.
Robin: [telepathically] Uh, Lily?
Lily: [telepathically] That'd be so stupid. So stupid.
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‘Bass Player Wanted’ Quotes
Quote from The Mother
Marshall: Hey, thanks again for picking us up. It's been a crazy couple days. You can't imagine what we've been through.
The Mother: Wait, let me guess. You were visiting a relative? Maybe your mother? And I'm getting a Midwest vibe, somewhere like Wisconsin... [Marshall scoffs] No. Minnesota?
Marshall: Wow, you're, like, really good at this.
The Mother: You're planning an overseas trip with your wife. I'm seeing a feisty redhead who loves art. She just got a job in Europe. Maybe France? No. Italy? Total shot in the dark, but Rome?
Marshall: Maybe I'll just like... I'll get out right here.
The Mother: You're not going anywhere. No, I'm just messing with you. I rode the train with your wife. She told me all about you. You must be Marshall.
Quote from The Mother
Marshall: So, what did Darren do to you?
The Mother: Well, a few years ago, I started this band. You know, it was a goof. It was just me and a couple of dorks from business school. I'm actually embarrassed to tell you our name.
Marshall: I had an all-lawyer band called The Funk, the Whole Funk and Nothing but the Funk.
The Mother: Oh, I now feel very safe talking about my band, Super Freakonomics.
Marshall: Nice.
Quote from Barney
Barney: You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.