Marshall Quote #1162
Quote from Marshall in Mom and Dad
Marshall: I don't get it. We were bonding. I can't think of anything I did wrong! Okay, I did a few things wrong.
[flashback:]
Marshall: For the last time, I did not leave the bag of oranges you bought on the roof!
[flashback:]
Police Officer: No more breaking the speed limit. And, uh, thanks for flagging me down and telling me she was going 67.
Marshall: Just following the rules, Officer.
Marshall: Oh. She's also not wearing her seat belt.
[flashback:]
Daphne: You are not allowed to use that word! Only we're allowed to use that word!
Marshall: I am so sorry. I will never call you or anyone else a... Trekkie again.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Mom and Dad’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Jerry: [to police officers] She's been missing all day, and I found what appears to be a-a suicide note on my bed. But it doesn't really sound like her. "I'm going to kill my - wait for it - self."
Quote from James
James: That's completely insane. This is how it's gonna be.
[black-and-white musical fantasy scene:]
Loretta: [all singing] We're reunited and I'm feeling so glad
Sam: I'm so much sexier than Barney's dad [plays saxophone]
James: Back together, now our life's right on track
Barney: But she's banging my dad behind your dad's back
Jerry: When you're at work, I'm all over her rack
James: That's not true
Barney: Yes, it is
James: That's not funny
Barney: Mom, break the news
Loretta: Okay, we're screwin' like bunnies
Sam: I'll kick your ass
Jerry: I'd like to see you try
James: Well, my dad would win in a fight
Barney: No, my dad would win in a fight
James: No
Barney: Yeah
Quote from Barney
Barney: What do we do?
James: You back down and let me get my mom and dad back together?
Barney: Um, how about you back down and let me get my mom and dad back together? I can already picture it.
[black-and-white musical fantasy scene:]
Loretta: [all singing] We're reunited and we're going so strong
Jerry: My wife died parasailing and I've moved on
Both: And now our Barney-boy will always be near
Barney: I'll come to live with you and it won't be weird
Loretta: Of course not, Wuv-Wuv!
All: Back together and forever we'll be
Loretta: Mom
Jerry: And Dad
Barney: And Barney makes three
Jerry: We love you, champ!
Robin: And I'll live here, too, since we're married and I'm totally cool with it!