Barney Quote #1965
Quote from Barney in No Questions Asked
Barney: [on the phone] Fine, I'll delete the text. But how am I supposed to get into Lily's room?
Marshall: Easy. The lock on her door is busted...
Barney: Air ducts.
Marshall: What?
Barney: I'll use the system of air ducts to get into her room, just like the bad guy in Die Hard.
Marshall: Barney, Bruce Willis is not the bad guy in Die... Not important. The point is, the door is not lock...
Barney: Call you when it's done. [hangs up]
Robin: Anyway, I was saying, we need to be better about talking before doing stuff.
Barney: Can't talk. Doing stuff.
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Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.
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Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.
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Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.