Ted Quote #1354
Quote from Ted in No Questions Asked
[flashback:]
Ted: [on the phone] Okay, okay. I'll delete the text.
Marshall: Thank you.
Ted: I just have to figure out how to get into Lily's room.
Marshall: Easy. The lock on her door is busted, so...
Ted: The drain pipe.
Marshall: What?
Ted: There's a drain pipe that runs up near her window. And no big deal, I can totally climb it. I'll call you when it's done.
Marshall: Her door is unlock... [call disconnects]
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