Marshall Quote #1142
Quote from Marshall in No Questions Asked
Marshall: [on the phone] So have you seen the ghost?
Lily: Not yet, but that might just be because ghosts don't exist, Marshall!
Marshall: So explain the night shirt we saw flying around our cabin in the Poconos.
Lily: An owl got stuck in it. We saw it fly out the neck hole.
Marshall: Yeah, the ghost of an owl that died in that cabin.
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Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.
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Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.
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Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.