Marshall Quote #1139
Quote from Marshall in No Questions Asked
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, as you know, Lily and Marshall had decided to move to Rome after Barney and Robin's wedding. But without telling Lily, Marshall then accepted a judgeship in New York, until his always-helpful road trip companion Daphne had come to his aid.
Marshall: You texted Lily that I took the job?
Daphne: You're welcome. You were torturing yourself figuring out how to tell her, I broke the ice.
Marshall: I was standing on that ice. Now I'm gonna be bobbing face down on a frigid creek.
Daphne: I do not need to know the nasty way you apologize to your wife. And frigid? Maybe you're just doing it wrong.
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Quote from Barney
Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.
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Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.
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Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.