Ted Quote #1252

Quote from Ted in P.S. I Love You

Ted: Now, Marshall, the story of how you asked out Lily is super sweet.
[flashback to Lily arriving at her college dorm room, where Marshall plays a guitar in the dark:]
Marshall: [singing] Lily, how you thrill me but it may just even kill me If you do not say "I will-y" to this question Will you go out with me?
Lily: I will-y.
[present:]
Ted: Dobler. But if Lily wasn't into you?
[fantasy scene of Lily arriving at her college dorm room, where Marshall plays a guitar in the dark. This time, Lily maces him.]
Ted: Dahmer. Whether a gesture's charming or alarming, depends on how it's received.

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Quote from Robin

[on "Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes":]
Announcer: Sparkles's hit records "Let's Go to the Mall' and "Sandcastles in the Sand" both went maple, with "Mall" eventually going double maple.
Luc Robitaille: I've never admitted this till now, but before a big game, I'd listen to "Sand Castles in the Sand" and get a good cry on. I'm not ashamed.
Announcer: But after endless touring, Robin started to crack.
Robin: [1996 interview] Who doesn't love the mall? Shopping with your friends and... I can't do this. Get this out of my face, please. Thank you. Pardon me. Thanks. Sorry.

Quote from Ted

Ted: Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the Dobler-Dahmer theory.
[Lily and Barney groan]
Marshall: Damn, I always forget the little one.
Ted: If both people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works. Like Lloyd Dobler holding up the boom box outside Diane Court's window in Say Anything. But if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial-killer crazy, or Dahmer.

Quote from Barney

Barney: So are you the one that Robin stalked?
Simon: Oh, that story goes back to the 1996 Grey Cup.
Barney: What in God's name is that?
Simon: Only Canada's Super Bowl. Didn't you ever see Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes on MuchMusic?
Barney: Again, I have to go with, "What in God's name is that?"
Simon: It's only Canada's VH1's Behind the Music. There's one all about Robin Sparkles. Tells you the whole story from "A" to zed.
[Barney gets up and then runs out of Tim Hortons]