Marshall Quote #1057
Quote from Marshall in Ring Up
Lily: Hey, Marshall, you got to see this. The catalog must have mixed up my order. You won't believe the jeans they just sent me. Hilarious, right?
Marshall: Totally. You look like some suburban mom who drives a minivan filled with stale cheerios and empty juice boxes. Probably makes Chili Mac and Frito Pie for dinner. Smells like that menthol cigarette that she snuck while she was waiting to pick her kids up from hockey practice. Get over here!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Ring Up’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Robin: Okay, you guys know how my mornings usually go.
Marshall: Why would we care how...
Robin: Usually it's like this.
[fantasy scene of Robin queuing:]
Man #1: After you.
Robin: Aw, thank you.
Man #2: On the house, Robin!
Man #3: [all singing] Take this bagel on the house
Man #4: Have a paper on the house
Man #5: I'd give you a house on the house if I could
All: You're so beautiful Everything in life should be free
Robin: It's so wonderful to be me!
[reality:]
Lily: Wow. Do Do little bluebirds help you get dressed in the morning, too?
[fantasy:]
All: She's exaggerating to make a point!
Quote from Barney
Ted: Barney, she's just using me for my gracefully aging body.
Barney: You're picking now to get some self-respect? You once banged a blind girl by pretending to be Sean Connery.
Ted: That was you.
Barney: [as Sean Connery] Yeah, that conquest was most enjoyable.
Quote from Robin
Ted: You guys. You guys will not believe what just happened. On my way here, a taxi jumped the curb and it pinned this old lady, and I-I just went into this, like, crazy adrenaline mode and I somehow lifted it off her.
Lily: Oh, my God, Ted, your wrist.
Ted: Oh, yeah, I guess it's a little swollen. I must've strained it lifting.
Barney: No, I believe our dear friend Lily was referring to your other wrist. The one wearing the male birth control.
Robin: I was gonna go with "chastity bracelet."
Barney: God, is it possible to love you more?