Barney Quote #1762
Quote from Barney in The Stamp Tramp
Barney: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for "The Decision". Yeah. Ladies, my bro-dium? Yeah. Look at this! [over mic] Man, this whole free agent experience, it's been an unbelievable experience, a real humbling experience. First of all, The Lusty Leopard is where I developed my game. I have nothing but the utmost respect for you skanks.
Ted: He's just gonna stay at The Lusty Leopard. They have loyalty and heart. I bet you he rewards that.
Marshall: LeBron moved on, Ted. So should you.
Barney: But Barney Stinson has to do what's right for Barney Stinson's penis. In this fall... This is tough. Um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to Mouth Beach.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Stamp Tramp’ Quotes
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[flashback:]
Man: Mr. Stinson, we might not have the best strippers at Moneyballs, but we use sabermetrics to get you a stripper with a five body, sure, and another with a butter face, but together, with their tireless grinding, we guarantee a high on-pants percentage.
[flashback:]
Barney: I gotta be honest with you, Fred, I can't really see myself signing with the Golden Oldies.
Fred: Well, that's what everyone says... at first. But our GILFs have got class. They've got maturity and experience, and the kind of mind-blowing flexibility that only comes from advanced hip dysplasia.
[flashback:]
Man: Barney, the Lusty Leopard would be lost without you. I think you're really gonna like a couple of the girls we just pulled up from the minors. Don't leave us!
Quote from Barney
Barney: Man, these strip clubs want me so bad. They're sending me T-shirts, beer cozies. Sticky's even sent me a boob-shaped hand-sanitizer dispenser. It's clean and dirty at the same time.
Quote from Marshall
Lily: Well, maybe this isn't the moment to stick your neck out for Brad.
Marshall: Well, that's not how I was raised. Back in St. Cloud, we believe in people, people like Gudren Olsen, the town wino who became our mayor. They even wound up naming a bridge after him. The one he drove off.