Ted Quote #1158
Quote from Ted in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: Ted, how would you discipline little Marvin?
Ted: I would be firm. Fair, but firm.
[fantasy with Ted and six-year-old Marvin:]
Ted: You, sir, just lost your television privileges. Okay, you can watch TV, but nothing violent. Okay, it can be violent, but you have to do the dishes first. Okay, I'll do the dishes, you watch TV. Let's go get some ice cream! Come on!
[reality:]
Ted: But no sprinkles.
Marshall: Robin?
Ted: Okay, sprinkles.
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