Barney Quote #1736
Quote from Barney in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: "Discipline." "How would you handle Marvin taking another kid's toy?" Barney?
Barney: That's easy.
[fantasy scene of Barney holding a belt]
Robin: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ted: I'm calling Child Services.
Barney: Wait for it.
[fantasy scene with Barney talking to suited-up, six-year-old Marvin:]
Barney: I'll return your $1,900 alligator-skin belt when you return that toy. Until then, you can wear this disgusting black-and-brown reversible belt. [Marvin cries] Hey, I don't like it any more than you do!
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