Marshall Quote #995

Quote from Marshall in Who Wants To Be A Godparent

Lily: Hey, guys. We asked Mickey to watch Marvin so we could come down and talk.
Marshall: I know that we didn't get to finish the game, but we've reached a decision. Lily?
Lily: We've decided... to revoke the "eight or higher" rule.
All: What?
Lily: We want to know everything that's going on with you guys.
Ted: Really?
Marshall: You're our best friends. Everything is an eight or higher.

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