Lily Quote #620
Quote from Lily in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Lily: I can't believe they just walked out.
Marshall: Yeah. Maybe it's for the best. Barney was starting to pull ahead.
Lily: I mean, how selfish can they be? We're trying to raise a child here. I'm sorry if I don't have time to deal with Ted's... Um, or Robin's... Um, or Barney's...
Marshall: Huh.
Lily: You know, we were about to name one of them Marvin's godparent, and I can't tell you what's going on in any of their lives.
Marshall: Do you think that maybe we've been a little crappy as friends lately?
[Lily hits the xylophone to indicate yes]
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