Marshall Quote #993
Quote from Marshall in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: "Birds and Bees." Barney, "How would you teach young Marvin about the facts of life?"
Barney: Hmm...
[fantasy scene of tracksuit-wearing Barney on an airplane with tracksuit-wearing fourteen-year-old Marvin:]
Barney: You're gonna love Amsterdam, little bro.
[Barney and Marvin put on their sleep masks and recline their chairs]
[reality:]
Marshall: Okay, Barney's out of this round.
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